"THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY"...

Trumpets sounded from out of nowhere! The noise was so loud and unexpected that the many of the viewers were startled and flinched away from it like it caused them physical pain. It was like a marching band had kicked them in the ear drums- it stood in complete contrast to the monotone voice that had introduced The Elite and their message.

Things only became more unsure of what they were watching as the black void began to clear up and took the viewers, not to a wrestling ring or to some arena; but instead it took them to what looked like an empty throne room. Right away the fans with the wounded ear drums had to wonder where the hell those damn trumpets had come from! Ah well, this was The Elite's show and the WWE Universe was just along for the ride. So they did the only thing they could do and watched on silently to see what this whole scene was building towards.

It was about the time fans spotted Matt and Nick Jackson marching towards the throne that many of them connected the dots and realized that they weren't just in any crappy throne room... this was right out of 'Game of Thrones'. How The Elite managed this was anyone's guess, but soon The Young Bucks stood at the left and right sides of the Iron Throne. Next was Kenny Omega who came strolling down the isle, wearing his leather pants and ring boots- only on top of his hat sat a crown that looked like it might of been snatched off of the desk of Jerry Lawler. Kenny strolled towards the Iron Throne and flopped down into it, propping his legs up over the arm and looking as un-kingly as possible with that questionable European Championship around his middle again as he addressed the watching world.

KENNY OMEGA:
"Leave it to a McMahon to bring about Armageddon... like a wild spark falling onto a gas soaked house- the moment when ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AND ALL YOUR HOPES, DREAMS AND AMBITIONS!... go up in smoke. That is what happened when our dear, beloved Shane O'Mac unleashed his army upon 'The Lame' and sent the head of 'The King of Kings' rolling- he did the unthinkable. Something no McMahon has EVER done before. He dethroned The Authority and then he simply stepped aside. Leaving the chair empty... and all the wolves around it hungry to claim it for themselves. OH, I GET IT! I UNDERSTAND!-I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO CLAIM THAT BIG OLD THRONE ALL FOR THEMSELVES!? That is, after all, the very heart and soul of The Royal Rumble, isn't it? Every underdog has the chance to rule the world- if they only just had the spine to reach out and take it".

Kenny swings his feet around now, putting his boots to the floor; leaning forward and resting his elbows on his knees as he glairs into the camera.

KENNY OMEGA:
"With Hunter gone, the Royal Rumble on the horizon... and Wrestlemania so close that you can almost reach out and physically touch it!- with all of that in motion, this is the start of something bigger than any one of us. Believe it or not, what we are about to face is nothing more or less than the oldest and longest battle we have ever known. This, boys and girls, is the war for power. You see, it doesn't matter if you spend your life flipping burgers, or trading in stocks... or even if you are a professional wrestler; everything that matters in this world comes back to politics and power! And the FIGHT that comes along with obtaining it".

Omega sneers snobbishly at the thought of it.

KENNY OMEGA:
"What is the point of all of this? Well, if you all would just SHUT UP!- I'd tell you".

Fans question what voices Kenny might of been hearing but he was too amusing to question and really look away from.

KENNY OMEGA:
"The point is, amigos, that this whole company is just one big chess board! And we all are just struggling not to be the pawns. That is why Shane O'Mac forked over the money and told Smackdown 'No! You don't get the REAL European Champion! And NO! You don't get to have The Elite. They belong on RAW!'- and he was absolutely right. We are The Elite for a mother freakin' reason. There is a reason fans all around the world tell you kiddos to believe the hype when it comes to Kenny Omega and his crew! But do you want to know what I can't believe?".

At this point it is Matt Jackson who breaks character and extends an arm and waves his hand to get the attention of Omega.

MATT JACKSON;
"Oh, wait-wait-wait! Let me have this one bro".

KENNY OMEGA:
"It's all yours, my man. Lay the truth on 'em".

Matt Jackson bounces on the balls of his feet and rolls his shoulders like he was preparing for a fight. Then, like a man suffering from a surge of energy- Matt points accusingly into the camera and lets his words come flying out like they were Super Kicks.

MATT JACKSON;
"List up, ladies! Lets not play games- okay? We all know why we are here. The Young Bucks, Kenny Omega; The Elite, we are the best damn thing going around the world today. We know that, that isn't what is under question or unbelievable here. No, no, no. That would be the three goons that the pencil pushers managed to scrape up to face us. The Kings Of Wrestling? This- this is a joke, right? It has to be".

NICK JACKSON;
"Dude, it is worse than that, this is cruel and unusual punishment. It's like the WWE just wants us to trim the fat of this brand. And if you take one look at Chris Hero these days you would see that he has pleanty of lard to shovel off of his gut".

MATT JACKSON;
"No kidding. Is he even Chris Hero these days? Maybe he is Kassius Ohno again...".

Nick starts to laugh like a bully on the playground.

NICK JACKSON;
"How about we call him Chris Ohno?".

MATT JACKSON;
"Ha ha, like Chris Ohno split his tights again when he bent over?".

NICK JACKSON;
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Or wait, wait- how about 'Chris Ohno I got winded jogging my fat ass down to the ring'?".

Matt nods his approval.

MATT JACKSON;
"Totally, he fits the bill for being all of those things. Everything besides being a 'Hero'. Those days are behind him, and frankly, he can't even turn around fast enough to watch them pass him. I'm not sure what is worse, seeing the shadow of his former self that Chris Ohno has become or that look that lingers in the eyes of his partner, Cesaro".

Nick can't hide his laughter again as he cracks up.

NICK JACKSON;
"You can see it too!? It's- ha ha- it's that look that says 'please, for the love of god, let my over eating blob of a tag partner pull something, break something, rip something... let him be put on the shelves so that I can maybe, HOPEFULLY... have that singles career I wanted so badly and for so long now. How long do they expect me to carry all of their asses like an extra set of luggage!? IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!'-baaaaahahahahaha it's just too much man".

MATT JACKSON;
"You know it- up top brotha'!".

The Young Bucks high five each other proudly but Kenny Omega suddenly shoots up to his feet and takes a few steps towards the unseen camera man. A murderous look in his wide eyes as he spews his hateful words for anyone who would listen.

KENNY OMEGA:
"That is my very point! We came to Raw because we were told that the pay was promising... and the competition was even better. But who do they dig up to be the first to feel the Elite experence? A couple of Ring of Honor fossils. It's funny, when I tweeted that I was running short of nails to crucify these 'Indy Jesus' with... I didn't think the bookers were taking it as a challenge. Well you know what!? Kenny Omega doesn't back down from a fight- SO CHALLENGE ACCEPTED PRINCESS! IF YOU WANT TO TOSS A COUPLE OF DUSTY DINOSAURS AT US, WELL THEN, BRING IT! BECAUSE-... ... ... it isn't like they call me 'The Cleaner' for no reason. It is my gift to this world to use my powers over the Dark Custodial Arts and cleans this company of the filth from wrestling's past. I confess, I am a little surprised. From the way he was crying last week, I thought it was going to be CM Punk. But you has beens? The Kings of Wrestling? Oh man... it's almost enough to make us feel sorry for you. Because the fact of the matter is you are a patchwork tag team. One of you can hardly bend down and tie his own boots up by himself! Another wants to be a singles superstar so badly that every day he has to look across the ring and see your ugly mug- IT MAKES HIM SICK TO HIS STOMACH! LIKE HE IS A LITTLE MORE DEAD INSIDE EACH TIME HE MAKES THE TAG!... the story of Antonio Cesaro is tragic. Forever a B Lister because of the company he keeps. And that third kid, who is that again? Is that Tommy Mercer? It looks like him- but screw it! Even he doesn't matter. Mr. 'Who the Hell Am I' just feels lucky to be invited to the party. Now, boys... can you guess what kind of party it is going to be?".

NICK JACKSON;
"It's gonna' be a Super Kick Party!".

MATT JACKSON;
"And The Kings of Wrestling are the guests of honor".

Omega grins devilishly at this, still keeping his eyes on the camera.

KENNY OMEGA:
"Listen- how about we take a moment and just be real? The truth is that you three... you should be ashamed of yourselves! The best thing about The Kings of Wrestling isn't called Ohno-Hero... Cesaro... or whatever his name is; no, none of you measure up to the man that was Larry Sweeney! And right now if old 'Sweet 'n Sour' could see you now, HE WOULD BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE! SWEENEY ROTTS BENEATH YOUR FEET AND YOU JUST PRETEND LIKE REPLACING HIM WILL MAKE EVERYTHING ALL BETTER! LIKE IT WILL ALL BE OKAY! LIKE... like you are anything like you use to be. That, my friends, might be the real reason why this match is going down. Because Shane O'Mac wants to hold me to my words- to make me prove that I am and have always been The Alpha and The Omega! And most of all, he is going to make The Cleaner cleans this brand of this relic of bingo halls past. Come RAW me, Matt and Nick... we are going to reunite the Kings of Wrestling with their fallen brethren. We are going to drop them all, one by one, until all that remains is us and The House Elite! This is a war, ladies and gentlemen, and The Elite intends to win it! Even if it is over the dead bodies of The Kings of Wrestling. The King of Kings has fallen... all hail the new Kings. All hail The Elite... the future of this industry".

And with that, as if on cue The Young Bucks both super kick The Iron Throne so it topples backwards with a deafening clatter! Omega stood in the middle as The Young Bucks flexed and posed behind him. Once again the scene fades out to black as a monotone voice calls out...

"The Preceding Announcements Have Been Paid By..."

before cutting out to black completely. The WWE Universe feeling like they really were caught in the middle of a war that was going to be bigger than anything they had seen before.

end.